Mario gotta Maker the money, but plumbing isn’t paying the bills any more and the movie pay checks only go so far. Mario needs a career change, but in what industry would Mario not just survive, but thrive?

Paul wants Mario to eliminate the competition, Eddie suggests a life of crime, and Alex sits back as Judge Bear trials a bunch of voice lines in place of their answers.

More accurately, we’ve got Olympic glitches, bug squashing, Charles Martinet x Chris Pratt, vault heists, Agent 47, and career counsellor all as potential options for Mario.

We also accidentally pitch several excellent video game ideas. If you work at Nintendo get in touch so we can discuss royalties.

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0:00 Why is Mario looking for work?
2:15 Athlete
9:34 Pest control
15:33 Voice actor
21:22 Bank robber
27:07 Hitman
33:41 Job coach
39:54 And the winner is…