Podcast: Win Stupid Prizes
We ask the questions that nobody thought were worth asking, and win some… unique prizes along the way!
We’re making a pirate crew! Who do we bring?
YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We’re assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don’t know who to hire.
Could we take down Jaws?
It’s tourist season in Amity Island and Jaws is back at it again! Can we stop him before the beach closes for good?
Which villain would you add to Doctor Who?
With the recent Doctor Who reboot (aptly named Season One), we think it’s high time they added a new villain to the franchise! The only question is: which one?
What’s next for Pokémon?
With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?
Could we survive The Return of the King?
A poorly-planned siege, a shop opening in Mordor, and a climactic showdown on Mount Doom. In the finalé of this retelling it’s time to find out if we really can destroy The One Ring.
What changes would you make to humans in the next balance patch?
What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.
Could we survive The Two Towers?
Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don’t even know where the ring is?
How would you do a better job than The Grinch?
We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won’t stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as “not as good as we thought”.
Could we survive The Fellowship of the Ring?
Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!
Which monster would it be best to be?
If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked?
Which fictional character would in Bake Off?
Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show…
