What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.
Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don’t even know where the ring is?
We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won’t stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as “not as good as we thought”.
Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!
If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked?
Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show…
Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we’ve got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible!
It’s been (at least) 9 films, and we still can’t get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. But can we stop him once and for all?
You know how there’s a bunch of bad futures in pop-culture? Well which of them is the least bad? Someone should try and make that one happen.
It’s almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie.
Surely Superman’s talents are wasted on a career in journalism, but what job would be a better use of his abilities and still give him time to fight crime?