Superheroes waste their powers preventing crime, they could make much more money by DOING crime! But what superpower would be the best at robbing a bank?

Eddie becomes a law abiding citizen, Alex asks out a bank teller, and Jamie eats some cheese. Meanwhile, Judge Bear does a big fart.

It doesn’t matter if it’s daylight robbery, a heist, or changing your name to Rob Bank and winning on a technicality, as long as you get the gold bars out of the vault you win.

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Credits:
Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

0:00 Crime doesn’t pay, but super-crime does!
2:00 Material Transmutation
9:58 Skeleton Powers
20:12 Talk to Animals
30:58 Transmute Self
39:11 Psychic Paper
47:31 Spidey-Sense
55:27 And the winner is…