Could we survive The Two Towers?
Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don't even know where the ring is? Read More
Lost Cavern of Ixalan: An Elves All The Way Down Review
Magic: The Gathering's latest set is a return to the exciting plane of Ixalan. A Mesoamerican-inspired world with added Dinosaurs. I really enjoyed our previous visit to the plane and was quite excite Read More
How would you do a better job than The Grinch?
We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought". Read More
Could we survive The Fellowship of the Ring?
Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands! Read More
Which monster would it be best to be?
If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked? Read More
Wilds of Eldraine: An Elves All The Way Down Review
Magic: The Gathering has returned to a world of fairytales and knightly courts with its latest set, Wilds of Eldraine. Last time we visited, Eldraine provided us with some of the game's most infamous Read More
Which fictional character would in Bake Off?
Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show... Read More
Which vehicle is best for the daily commute?
Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make t Read More
How would you stop Palpatine and the rise of the Dark Side?
It's been (at least) 9 films, and we still can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. But can we stop him once and for all? Read More
What is the best future?
You know how there's a bunch of bad futures in pop-culture? Well which of them is the least bad? Someone should try and make that one happen. Read More
What Spider-Man would you add to the Spider-Verse?
It's almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie. Read More
