With the inevitable success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie just around the corner, there’s never been a better time to yoink Mario out of existence and be forced to save Peach ourselves! But without the titula-me, Mario, around is saving a princess even possible?
With Eddie in the judge’s seat, Pwal brings his aptitude for violence to the table, whilst Alex will do any amount of paperwork to avoid having to actually save a princess themself. Sometimes Bowser lives, sometimes he dies, but the world is almost always worse off than when our plans started.
Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library